I see HOPE

In continuation to my previous post I'm happy to note that I found hope. I didn't have to go too far off, I found it right within our country.
Consider this :
1) Shiv Sena asked restaurant chain Bombay Blue to rename themselves Mumbai Blue.
2) Moral police went ahead in their charge and ransacked an art students work in Baroda.
3) Violence in Punjab and Haryana over a sect leader wearing a dress like Guru Nanak
4) CPI(M) wants retailers to be controlled by license.
5) 15 people were killed in police firing in Jaipur while protesting to ask for reservation.
6) The BMW hit and run accused's counsel is caught on tape trying to strike a deal with the witness.

For those self-righteous intellectuals who might be reading this with a frown on their face (including me ha ha) by now or searching for hope in above examples, relax. I can prove it how all of the above can help our nation.

One it can help solve the unemployment problem. All those who have nothing to do can join in acts like that of Shiv Sena and get paid by the smart bums like them. Two, the efforts against the freedom of expression can ease out the tensions by reinstating the faith, in long living rigid traditions, which ascribe to the artists as enigma for society and hence, the children of tomorrow may not dream of being one.

Three, the violence will keep the rusting ammunition of police well oiled, saving the maintenance cost while the health sector can also see blips. License raj off course we all know, how it helps filling so many pockets. The media will save the costs of "creating" news while getting enough sound bites to fill up their prime times. And if that is not enough, asses like me can rant about their musings or masturbate over blogs like this regarding the burning issues. Or to put it mildly, make love to our own ideologies and derive orgasmic pleasure of doing nothing.

For those who have not yet got the hint of sarcasm in my post can go and join the Shiv Sena or Bajrang Dal or Muslim League or whatever. Vacancies in abundance. Only qualification

required, you should not have a brain and you should be jobless.